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And can you believe that it’s February already? I mean I know, where does the time go? Anyway, February means that it’s almost time for Valentine‘s Day! Woo! (cheering) But, if you’re a single girl like me, (aww) you’re probably going to be hella lonely You know going through Instagram and like all the pictures of your friends and their boyfriends and all the presents that the got and all the cute stuff that they did *sigh* It’s exhausting Because there’s no way that a single girl could be happy on Valentine‘s Day right? Right But fear not my single sisters cause this year I’ve got four tips for you on how to get a guy just in time for Valentine‘s Day! I know, thank me, (crickets) thank me You can thank me later
And I don’t just mean like any guy okay I don’t mean just a date for Valentine‘s Day, I’m talking about true love! So get out your notepads my single sisters, and prepare to be amazed Roll the clip! So for my first tip, all you’ve got to do is be young, pretty, and rich And then you’ve got to go to an amusement park, and while you’re on the ferris wheel, you’re young hot true love is going to climb the moving ferris wheel and rather forcibly make you say you’ll go out with him even when you’ve already said no, and that’s not at all creepy or dangerous, it’s super romantic, right? *sigh* But wait, you’ll be separated for years and then you’ll get dementia you won’t remember anything, but at least you’ll die together in the nursing home, if that’s any consolation Ok let’s try the next tip For the next tip, you still have to be young and pretty, but also a punk-ass who’s too cool for school and get sent to your dad’s for the summer
And you also have to be a gifted pianist, but you don’t play anymore for really deep rebellious reasons And then one day while you’re sulking on the beach, you’ll meet your totally hunky true love whose super rich but super down-to-earth And he’ll make you play piano again and everything will be perfect But wait, then your dad’s gonna get sick and die, and you’ll have to finish the song he was writing and play it at his funeral Um
on to the next tip For my third tip, you also have to be young and pretty, of course, but also rich But actually you’re not rich anymore so you have to get engaged against your will some rich asshole just to save your family’s name But then you just can’t take it anymore so you’re going to end it all by jumping off this beautiful ship
Because you definitely won’t meet this type of fate later right? Because there’s no way this ship will sink Then your handsome starving artist true love will stop you from jumping, and save you from your lonely rich life Oh but wait no, he’s just going to end up dying a miserable frozen death in a couple of days Ugh, sorry Okay wait, this tip is going to work, I’ve got it! You probably don’t have a guy for Valentine‘s Day because you wear glasses and frumpy t-shirts and sneakers and are not a cheerleader, because no guy would ever like a girl with those traits, duh! But you’re also probably in love with your male best friend / neighbor who you talk to you through your windows with sheets of paper, even though phones exist, because you really hate trees or something
Well don’t you worry, all you gotta do is get your ass out of those frumpy clothes and into a virginal white dress, and don’t forget the last step: take off those glasses, and wow! Now you’re beautiful and attractive enough to be an acceptable love interest, and that male best friend / neighbor will see that what he was looking for has been here the whole time! It’s that easy! Wow, those were some friggen amazing tips, I know I hope you guys enjoyed that video, and if you did please give it a thumbs up, and don’t forget to click Subscribe, it should be right over here Um and leave a comment down below please! Thank you so much for watching and I’ll see you next time, good bye! It’s Valentine‘s Day! Woo! AKA the loneliest day of the year! JK! Who gives a f***? Its just another day my friends!
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